venerdì 2 luglio 2010

Religion on the world

E' antica ma fa sempre ridere

Taoism: Shit happens.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama ding ding.
Hinduism: This shit happened before
Islam: If shit happens, take an hostage.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Buddhism: When shit happens, is really shit?
Confucianism: Confucius say:" Shit happens."
7th Day Adventist: Shit happens on saturday.
Protestantism: Shit won't happens if I work harder.
Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it!
Jeovah's Witness: Knock knock, "Shit happens".
Unitarian: What is this shit?
Mormon: Shit happens again and again and again.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to me?
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.

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